It occurred to me after a friend sent me this site that while I've sold off plenty of bikes I've never had to put a bike out to pasture so to speak. No frames have busted from overuse, no debilitating crashes, etc. I'll call myself lucky in that regard. This is something of a humorous way to pay homage to a bike if that ever happened. Seems like it could be plenty functional as well as a coat rack. More here.